so, on to story:
I have of course been building the Power Wagon and, I decided to do a 4 wire stepper motor for idle control with the Megasquirt so that the fast idle circuit I can use for my fan control.
To do the stepper motor thing, I need a 1992 Pontiac Grand Prix 3.1L IAC valve.
I go to VatoZone, and this dumbarsed kid is there... Dealt with him before, hate dealing with him, try to avoid him if at all possible, but, it was busy, and he was the only one available. He seriously looks and acts like th main character from full metal jacket.
I step up and say "I need an Idle control valve for a 1992 Pontiac Grand Prix with the 3.1L in it."
Him: "You mean an idler pulley"
Me: "No, I want the idle control valve."
He proceeds to roll his eyes like Im a retard, and types in "idler pulley"
Me:

Him: "I don't appreciate the attitude"
Me: "Yeah, well, I don't appreciate you looking at me like I'm retarded. Now type in EXACTLY what I tell you to. Don't add anything; don't take anything away, EXACTLY as I say."
At this point, the whole store had come to a screeching halt and was all focused on our little debate. He types it in, and lo and behold, there it is. At this point, I was, needless to say, a bit ticked off.
Me: "Wow, look at that, they do exist! Listen here, smartass, I'm an engineer at a company that designs and builds EFI engines from the ground up. I've forgotten more about EFI already than you'll ever know, so, now that we're done with our little dick measuring session, stop giving me that nasty look, go in the back, get my part, and stop wasting my time."




He was very, very pissed when I left.
