a solution to global warming

[Josh]

On a completely unrelated note to military trucks: a buddy and I solved global warming earlier this morning.

While discussing electric cars, their supposedly innoculous source of free energy if you listen to the EV proponents, and why we can’t shoot nuclear waste from power plants off into outer space because NASA has a less than stellar record of stuff blowing up on launch, it occurred to me:

Just like most Americans, the earth has been getting heavier. How you might ask? Asteroids.

For thousands of years, earth has been picking up little hunks of space junk, and, as it gets heavier, the gravitational pull of the sun increases. The pull increases, our little lapping dance gets tighter and tighter every year… sooner or later, the temp goes up.

My solution? Weight watchers.

We need to launch stuff off into outer space, and leave it there, to fix the issue.

I vote we start with politicians. As they are mostly filled with hot air, we will have to send a lot of them up to make a difference.

Who’s with me?!

[W_A_Watson_II]

I'm with you! The politicians should be easier to launch as well because they are full of hot air!

[Tanner]

On a similar note, SAAB built a test car a few years back that emitted air out the tailpipe that was cleaner
than the air going into the intake. Magazine article write-up stated that they tested the new SAAB by placing a large
flex tube from the tailpipe of an old SABB 92 2-stroke car to feed oily exhaust into the intake of the new car. The new SAAB
ran with a tiny bit of roughness for a few seconds, until the computer compensated for the dirty air. Then the new car
sat there purring merily along... sniffer equipment on the exhaust of new SAAB showed the air being emitted from
it's tailpipe was cleaner than it's intake air.

The article writer suggested that all people in Los Angeles smog basin drive SAABs to help clean the air...

[MSeriesRebuild]

I never did figure to waste time trying to solve an issue that doesn't really exist; but since you guys have gone to all the trouble to come up with a solution, I'd be all for launching the politicians. I think the spender in chief should be the first one out of here.

[m-37Bruce]

I like it!
Before this I was all over the "Two Terms" limit, one in office, the other in jail!

[Josh]

My favorite part about the global warming scam is that the greenies like to omit the fact that monther nature herself is the biggest polluter. Volcanoes give off more CO, CO2, and sulfur compounds than all the engines in the world combined. The EPA should start fining Hawaii!!!

[chris olson]

As a suggestion why not fill all the open volcanoes with dead whale carcasses.... you know .. to save the earth
I mean we all know what is going on... the "greenies" are trying their darndest to plant the seeds of guilt in societies mind... and for a society without any common sense guilt is a pretty good motivator.

[W_A_Watson_II]

Before this I was all over the "Two Terms" limit, one in office, the other in jail!

We do that in IL, the last two Gov's are convicted, one in his second and one about to serve. We also had an earlier one serve his 2nd term is well. suspect out current will as well.

[Juan]

1st Politicians
2nd Lawyers. All of them, out of the planet.

[Tanner]

So Will.... you say that your governor makes license plates now?

I think a great green energy solution would be to attach magnets to the corpses of the Founding Fathers, and place a coil around them.
With the way that the Washington types are screwing with the Constitution, the power that could be generated as the Founding Fathers
spin in their graves would be immense...

Bryan

[Tanner]

I never did figure to waste time trying to solve an issue that doesn't really exist; but since you guys have gone to all the trouble to come up with a solution, I'd be all for launching the politicians. I think the spender in chief should be the first one out of here.

The only reason that the Carbon Tax idea came about is because this was the only thing Washington could come up with to tax... never mind the fact that you already
paid multiple taxes on the fuel at purchase when filling tank...