Jeep Nukizer (M715)

chris olson · Post by **chris olson** » Mon Apr 05, 2010 9:28 pm

I thought Jeep stood for
Junk,
Everyone
Expects
Problems

cuz · Post by **cuz** » Mon Apr 05, 2010 10:24 pm

Dead On Delivery Government Excretion

Lifer · Post by **Lifer** » Tue Apr 06, 2010 3:59 am

Of course, there are the ever-popular

Freakin' Old Recycled Dodge

Found On Roadsides Dead

cuz · Post by **cuz** » Tue Apr 06, 2010 7:50 am

and Fix It Again Tony

and Little Thirsty Dog

and Fix Or Repair Daily

rixm37 · Post by **rixm37** » Tue Apr 06, 2010 9:17 am

Don't forget General Mess of Crap

jjefferson · Post by **jjefferson** » Tue Apr 06, 2010 10:06 am

Don't forget the old classic..

F#$%ed Over Rebuilt Dodge

Of course that's dissin' the Dodge more then the Ford

-Jim

Master Yota · Post by **Master Yota** » Tue Apr 06, 2010 10:35 am

Some of my favorites

Dodge:
Drips Oil Drops Grease Everywhere
Don't Over Drive Gutless Engine

GMC:
Gotta' Mechanic Commin'?
Garbage Mans Companion

Chevrolet:
Cheap Hardly Efficient Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips

Toyota:
Tow Or You Option To Abandon
Tipped Over Yanked Out To Asphalt
Lost And Now Disoriented Cannot Return Until Idiot Searches Every Road

Suzuki:
Squashed Under Zooming Unimog Killed Instantly

Honda:
Had One Never Did Again

Ford:
F*&^%'in Old Rusty Dodge
Flip Over Read Directions
or backwards - Driver Returns On Foot!

chris olson · Post by **chris olson** » Tue Apr 06, 2010 12:32 pm

Toyota.. Truck Over Years Oxidizes Totally Away

Dodge.. Driver Old Drunk, Gunned Everyday

Scout ..Smoke Curls Out Under Truck

Ford ..Flip Over Read Directions

Lifer · Post by **Lifer** » Tue Apr 06, 2010 12:37 pm

How about Pontiac?
Poor Old "N-word" Thinks It's A Cadillac.

chris olson · Post by **chris olson** » Tue Apr 06, 2010 5:20 pm

Poor old Norwegian thinks its a caddillac?

chris olson · Post by **chris olson** » Tue Apr 06, 2010 5:24 pm

What about Chevy

Crap Heaps Every Vehicle Year.

Lifer · Post by **Lifer** » Wed Apr 07, 2010 3:20 am

chris olson wrote:Poor old Norwegian thinks its a caddillac?

Yeah! Yeah! That's what I meant!

Josh · Post by **Josh** » Wed Apr 07, 2010 6:40 pm

I like Jeeps. Jeeps are cute, Barbie drives one.

rixm37 · Post by **rixm37** » Wed Apr 07, 2010 8:50 pm

OK my other toy is a 75 Bronco.

So I have a FORD thing!

And I see no one is defending the Blue Oval.

First
On
Race
Day

Josh · Post by **Josh** » Wed Apr 07, 2010 9:37 pm

Mostly Old Parts And Rust