Proud American

[Lifer]

A recent study reported that the average American walks 900 miles per year.

Another study indicated that the average American drinks 22 gallons of beer per year.

These studies, combined, indicate that the average American gets 41 miles per gallon.

Makes ya proud to be an American, doesn't it?

[Reddman]

41 mpg, but has to make far more frequent stops @ convenience stores than the mileage data would indicate ha ha
Reddman

[SOTVEN]

Bahahahahahahahaha this was hillarious... LOL

[m-37Bruce]

This one will floor you!
WalMart Greeter

A new retiree greeter at Walmart just couldn't seem to get to work on
time. Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, real
sharp, so the boss was in a quandary about how to deal with it.

Finally, one day he called him into the office for a talk. "Charley, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang up job, but your being late so often is quite
bothersome."

"Yes, I know boss, and I am working on it."

"Well good, you are a team player. That's what I like to hear. It's odd
though, your coming in late. I know you're retired from the Air Force. What did
they say if you came in late there?"

"They said, "Good morning, General."