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Posted: **Wed Dec 30, 2015 12:35 am**

A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.

When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons.

So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.

The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your
note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk.

Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"

The blonde said,
"No, I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again."

The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"

Wait for it

The blonde said,
"No, just up to my tits ...
I can splash it on my eyes if I need to!"

MM

Posted: **Wed Dec 30, 2015 9:13 am**

A boy and girl were walking home from school one day. Both were from very poor families and toys were a luxury they just couldn't manage.
They had been discussing the absence of toys in their life when the boy who was very thoughtful and considerate said, "I feel sorry for you Suzie, at least I got me one of these" and with that the boy reached into his pants and fished out his little pecker and said "it aint much but it's somethin' to play with." Suzie stopped walking and faced him and said "It's okay Tommy," and hoisting up her dress and pointing at her bare crotch she said "I got me one of these, and with this thing I can get all of them things I want."

cue the banjo music.....

Posted: **Wed Jan 13, 2016 3:06 pm**

A Priest and a nonbeliever were discussing the subject of redemption in a small west side bar in L.A., " So Father you're saying that anyone can gain redemption if they ask for it and truly believe?" asked the gentleman. "That's true my son, If one truly believes and asks the Lord for forgiveness he may enter the kingdom of heaven." the priest replied.
"Even Murderers?" the man asked. "Yes even murderers " the priest said. "What about serial killers and child molesters?" the man asked pointedly. Patiently the priest replied " yes my son, if they have requested salvation and truly believe they will be granted salvation." Alright said the man" What about liberal Democrats?" "Well now son" the priest replied "Let's not go overboard here".

At that point five Hillary supporters left the bar in tears.

Posted: **Mon Aug 21, 2017 9:03 am**

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Posted: **Mon Mar 19, 2018 10:41 am**

The gal in line in front of me at the local Wal-mart has March Madness teeth!
She's down to the Final Four!

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