Jeep
Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 9:28 pm
I thought Jeep stood for
Junk,
Everyone
Expects
Problems
Junk,
Everyone
Expects
Problems
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Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 10:24 pm
Dead On Delivery Government Excretion
Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 3:59 am
Of course, there are the ever-popular
Freakin' Old Recycled Dodge
Found On Roadsides Dead
Freakin' Old Recycled Dodge
Found On Roadsides Dead
Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 7:50 am
and Fix It Again Tony
and Little Thirsty Dog
and Fix Or Repair Daily
and Little Thirsty Dog
and Fix Or Repair Daily
Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 9:17 am
Don't forget General Mess of Crap 
Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 10:06 am
Don't forget the old classic..
F#$%ed Over Rebuilt Dodge
Of course that's dissin' the Dodge more then the Ford
-Jim
F#$%ed Over Rebuilt Dodge
Of course that's dissin' the Dodge more then the Ford
-Jim
Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 10:35 am
Some of my favorites
Dodge:
Drips Oil Drops Grease Everywhere
Don't Over Drive Gutless Engine
GMC:
Gotta' Mechanic Commin'?
Garbage Mans Companion
Chevrolet:
Cheap Hardly Efficient Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
Toyota:
Tow Or You Option To Abandon
Tipped Over Yanked Out To Asphalt
Lost And Now Disoriented Cannot Return Until Idiot Searches Every Road
Suzuki:
Squashed Under Zooming Unimog Killed Instantly
Honda:
Had One Never Did Again
Ford:
F*&^%'in Old Rusty Dodge
Flip Over Read Directions
or backwards - Driver Returns On Foot!
Dodge:
Drips Oil Drops Grease Everywhere
Don't Over Drive Gutless Engine
GMC:
Gotta' Mechanic Commin'?
Garbage Mans Companion
Chevrolet:
Cheap Hardly Efficient Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
Toyota:
Tow Or You Option To Abandon
Tipped Over Yanked Out To Asphalt
Lost And Now Disoriented Cannot Return Until Idiot Searches Every Road
Suzuki:
Squashed Under Zooming Unimog Killed Instantly
Honda:
Had One Never Did Again
Ford:
F*&^%'in Old Rusty Dodge
Flip Over Read Directions
or backwards - Driver Returns On Foot!
Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 12:32 pm
Toyota.. Truck Over Years Oxidizes Totally Away
Dodge.. Driver Old Drunk, Gunned Everyday
Scout ..Smoke Curls Out Under Truck
Ford ..Flip Over Read Directions
Dodge.. Driver Old Drunk, Gunned Everyday
Scout ..Smoke Curls Out Under Truck
Ford ..Flip Over Read Directions
Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 12:37 pm
How about Pontiac?
Poor Old "N-word" Thinks It's A Cadillac.
Poor Old "N-word" Thinks It's A Cadillac.
Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 5:20 pm
Poor old Norwegian thinks its a caddillac?
Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 5:24 pm
What about Chevy
Crap Heaps Every Vehicle Year.
Crap Heaps Every Vehicle Year.
Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 3:20 am
Yeah! Yeah! That's what I meant!chris olson wrote:Poor old Norwegian thinks its a caddillac?
Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 6:40 pm
I like Jeeps. Jeeps are cute, Barbie drives one.
Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 8:50 pm
OK my other toy is a 75 Bronco.
So I have a FORD thing!
And I see no one is defending the Blue Oval.
First
On
Race
Day
So I have a FORD thing!
And I see no one is defending the Blue Oval.
First
On
Race
Day
Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 9:37 pm
Mostly Old Parts And Rust